Who ever said "it's better to give then receive" is a liar. When wearing this clothing you will definitely get laid.
!Disclaimer! We've been advised by our lawyers to inform all customers that said clothing will not guarantee the act of getting laid, free groping, or mouth loving. Except in certain states or by 40 year old hookers, thank you.

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Celebrating Halloween the right way. For a limited time bring home a piece of your favorite hockey masked psycho. Get them while they last, once there gone there gone.

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You say "love"... we say "fuck".

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THE END OF DAYS ARE NEAR. RIP OUT OUR SOULS, BANISH US TO HELL, BRING ON THE APOCALYPSE.  AS LONG AS GOD SAVES THE MUSIC, EVERYTHING'S COOL

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"This clothing is intended for municipal purposes only. You may think to yourself hmmm "Isn't it a little late for 4/20"? But when you're like us 4:20 is everyday. Oh and we believe in going green. Yup only the greenest for us".

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"Hey shit happens. few bloody wounds, toughen up! Don't be a pussy; few drops of pepto bismol and you'll be fine. Just make sure when you go to Hell And Back, you got enough taxi fare to get home".

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Why rock someone else's shit, when you can design your own? Have your own design already? no prob. We can put it on apparel. Have an idea you want us to design? Awesome! have no idea what the hell you want? No problem we'll work with you to design something kick-ass.

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